Wednesday, May 23, 2007

A FIREARM COURSE

A FIREARMS COURSE



1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3 Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.

11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the
others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make more.

24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

26. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."


Tento prispevek je od kamarada a zitra to vyjde v cestine. O nazvu
stale jeste premyslim. "ZAKLADY PRO PISTOLNIKY?" Poradte!
Rovnez mam par problemu s nekterymi cisly.
Cislo 16, na pr. "Nestrilej zabit, strilej zustat nazivu."
Souhlasim s tim, pokud ja zustanu na zivu a ten druhy ne.

Muj kamarad ztratil vsecko kvuli pravnikum a kvuli tomu ze
loupeznika, ktery se mu vloupal v noci do domu, jen postrelil.
A on jeste navic utekl. (Ten loupeznik.)
Svedci nebyli zadni a tak se ten postreleny rozhodl zalovat.
Muj kamarad prohral.

Rada od mistniho serifa:

Kdyz se nekdo snazi dostat v noci za ucelem vloupani k Tobe
do domu a Ty ho zastrelis venku na zahrade, odtahni si ho
definitivne dovnitr do domu. Stopy venku se odstrani hadici.
(Pokud tam jsou.) Head shots moc nekrvaci a ti lumpove dnes
i nosi neprustrelne vesty. Never a dull day in our USA.

Milan++++

3 comments:

mM said...

Za 16. bych napsal: „Střílej tak, abys zůstal na živu. Ne proto abys zabil.”

mM said...

Nebo: „Nestřílej abys zabil, střílej abys zůstal naživu!”

Jak se Ti líbí název »26 střeleckých přikázání«? Nebo »26 přikázání ozbojeného muže«, evtl. »… (pro) ozbrojeného Američana«.

Anonymous said...

OK muj navrh:
"Ustava pro drzitele zbrani"
Jinak jednoduse:
"Pouzij svoji zbran k zachovani sveho zivota".


V me situaci bych dodal jeden ammendment:
" Bud si jisty, ze v revolveru nejsou zadne kulky, kdyz ho namiris na svoji bejvalou."

Zdravi Anyhony Hamilton.